When the crypto market fell"β¦
When DOGE barked, PEPE croaked, and everyone rushed between pumps and dumps"β¦
π From the depths of TikTok, She appeared.
A snail.
Blue.
Slow.
And absolutely unpredictable.
She doesn"β’t remember when the bull run started.
She doesn"β’t know what FOMO is.
She doesn"β’t care about candles, because"β¦
she always crawls upward.
At first they laughed at her.
Then they copied her.
And now "β they HOLD her.